Yes I"m referring to that book that was blasted many years ago for being degrading to women. It told them to wear heels, and act like you're stupid...but, apparently, it works for those of us trying to snag a man....
I'm rereading it and plan on testing it out. I didn't buy this book...I don't think any one should buy this book. I obtained it from a book trade. I gave up "It's Called a break up 'cause its broken" for "All the Rules"....I didn't know there was more than one book..turns out there are three and I have them all in one compact paperback.
When I started to read through it forthe second time, I accidentally flipped to rule #31: Don't tell your therapist that you are doing the rules. Oh boy...what kind of experiment have I gotten myself into...
Thursday, 31 October 2013
Monday, 28 October 2013
Single on a Saturday: Cabin Fever!!!!!!!
So I decided that this weekend I'm going to work on my actual job. It was one of those sacrifices that I had to make. I don't like my day job very much. Well let me correct and specify- I don't like the technical and administrative bullshit that my job requires, but I like what I do. Unfortunately, its those things that I hate, that I tend to procrastinate on. So this weekend I had to catch up.
It was a good idea since it was the Sat before Halloween and that means you have to go all out in costume and such. That means more time spent fixing up. So it only made sense for me to lock myself away and do the bits that I needed to.
On the bright size I met with my producer (I'll just keep calling her Roz) and we're working out a plan to get the radio and magazine article angle. Then I can cut back on my day job...whooppeee!!!! That would give me time to focus on my writing.
I cannot keep having these kinds of worthless- stuck-at-home Saturdays!!! I'll always be single at that rate.
If it means anything I had some tasty delivery Sunday night....so I'm still satisfied ;)
It was a good idea since it was the Sat before Halloween and that means you have to go all out in costume and such. That means more time spent fixing up. So it only made sense for me to lock myself away and do the bits that I needed to.
On the bright size I met with my producer (I'll just keep calling her Roz) and we're working out a plan to get the radio and magazine article angle. Then I can cut back on my day job...whooppeee!!!! That would give me time to focus on my writing.
I cannot keep having these kinds of worthless- stuck-at-home Saturdays!!! I'll always be single at that rate.
If it means anything I had some tasty delivery Sunday night....so I'm still satisfied ;)
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
Cock-goggles..it's a thing!!!
Many years ago in my York U days a friend of mine passed on a term: cockgoggles
Yes
What does this mighty fine word mean? Well it's the situation that occurs when someone that loves having sex with a penis hasn't had any in a while. You look around and all things attached to a penis start to look good. If you had standards in men before, they go out the window since you are blinded by desire and need.
Look at it like this: when you drink shit loads you get beer goggles. You'll fuck anything that walks- that's how one night stands are made.
The same works with cockgoggles. Everyone has the limit of how long they can last without the tasty goodness of the cock-ular variety. Then you get drunk...drunk your needs..those natural, human needs. And every cock looks good.
Also how one nighters are made. Hell in some cases it leads to daytime sex in the back of a bread truck. Not judging...just saying....you have to be aware and fulfil those needs before it gets to the bread truck.
Unless of course that is your thing ;)
Yes
C O C K - G O G G L E S
What does this mighty fine word mean? Well it's the situation that occurs when someone that loves having sex with a penis hasn't had any in a while. You look around and all things attached to a penis start to look good. If you had standards in men before, they go out the window since you are blinded by desire and need.
Look at it like this: when you drink shit loads you get beer goggles. You'll fuck anything that walks- that's how one night stands are made.
The same works with cockgoggles. Everyone has the limit of how long they can last without the tasty goodness of the cock-ular variety. Then you get drunk...drunk your needs..those natural, human needs. And every cock looks good.
Also how one nighters are made. Hell in some cases it leads to daytime sex in the back of a bread truck. Not judging...just saying....you have to be aware and fulfil those needs before it gets to the bread truck.
Unless of course that is your thing ;)
Sunday, 20 October 2013
Single on a Saturday: Doing upclass dodgy
So last night I hit the Rose and Crown. Its an awesome pub that I haven't been to in a while. I don`t typically go north of bloor..the air is different and the party scene is casual dressy....what does that mean? The girls dress nicely and the guys show up in jeans and a sweater of sorts. You can basically wear what you want as long you look decent. I gotta say there were a lot of good looking people there. The north lives well.
There was a live band and a dance floor that was clean. Two big checks in my book. I got very drunk for very little. Another check. In all honesty the eve is a bit blank for me, but I know I had fun. I went for a guy friend's birthday shindig and I think that prevented a lot of outside socializing. I hadn't seen half of those people for a over year and I had limited time so no bar schmoozing.
Next time I'll go with a group of single ladies. There is a strategy when going to these types of places.Its all about how you stand in connection to the dance floor. I'll test my theory one other night.
There was a live band and a dance floor that was clean. Two big checks in my book. I got very drunk for very little. Another check. In all honesty the eve is a bit blank for me, but I know I had fun. I went for a guy friend's birthday shindig and I think that prevented a lot of outside socializing. I hadn't seen half of those people for a over year and I had limited time so no bar schmoozing.
Next time I'll go with a group of single ladies. There is a strategy when going to these types of places.Its all about how you stand in connection to the dance floor. I'll test my theory one other night.
Friday, 18 October 2013
Well that was crappy
So as it turns out the Everything to do with sex show sucked. It is
officially a corporate vanilla slut trying to pawn her random wares on
other vanillas. Boo to that! I went with a transperson who was shunned
by most of the booths there- including the supposed feminist Good for
Her (who I shall now unfollow). Its a sex show! All should be welcomed. I
blame 50 shades of grey for turning sex into a taboo…all these vanilla
people read it and think they are cool and those of us that didn't see what was surprising in the book are suddenly shunned again.….guess what? it was a lifestyle
long before the book was made. YOU DID NOT DISCOVER IT!!!! Stop trying
to act like its so exciting and unique and that you are being soooo very
risky for the night. Oh well…I guess I’m Sexapalooza bound now.
Sexy Time!!
Its that time of year and I’m excited. Sellers from all over will be in
town to get their sexy sales on. I'll be there later tonight to browse the goods. For more info visit
everythingtodowithsex.com @The_Sex_Show
Sunday, 13 October 2013
Single on a Saturday: Oktoberfest-hallen
What a great night!!!!!
I was rolling off of a stint of stomach flu and shoulder pain, but I made my ass to Kitchener/Waterloo for the festival of festivals!!! I missed out on last year and this year made up for it. What a wonderful crowd at the Schwaben Club! Everyone mixed and mingled. It was such a relaxed and social atmosphere.
I did not get any new digits though....probably for the best. When you spend a night playing quarters (badly) and drinking pitcher after pitcher of beer that I never drink (I am Canadian, I have no need to ingest it) the odds that you will be writing down beer goggled digits go up. For some reason I'm trying to come out of that phase...but maybe this is a phase that I need to revisit...the era of beer goggles. A little polka dancing and beer..then some chatty chat and off to the races...
That's something to consider. On the bright side I was able to reconnect with several single gal buds that live in my area. The single gal takeover is coming.
I was rolling off of a stint of stomach flu and shoulder pain, but I made my ass to Kitchener/Waterloo for the festival of festivals!!! I missed out on last year and this year made up for it. What a wonderful crowd at the Schwaben Club! Everyone mixed and mingled. It was such a relaxed and social atmosphere.
I did not get any new digits though....probably for the best. When you spend a night playing quarters (badly) and drinking pitcher after pitcher of beer that I never drink (I am Canadian, I have no need to ingest it) the odds that you will be writing down beer goggled digits go up. For some reason I'm trying to come out of that phase...but maybe this is a phase that I need to revisit...the era of beer goggles. A little polka dancing and beer..then some chatty chat and off to the races...
That's something to consider. On the bright side I was able to reconnect with several single gal buds that live in my area. The single gal takeover is coming.
The comeback
This isn't about boxing...or about a guy that became ill and could no longer play his sport and then was healed and played again. No. This is about that backdoor sexual activity that took a break..but is making a comeback. yup..thanks to a friend of mine for that term.
The comeback is a sexual phenomenon. Anal sex was a popular activity- hetero and not hetero- for many years. Somehow it fell out of sight. Anal sex became a big taboo that good girls did to still feel virgin or bad girls did for fun. It was associated with risks and homosexuality (which was also taboo). Now its a popular thing again. Psychology Today and The New York Times have both reported rises in hetersexual anal sex, showing numbers of almost half of people have participated in...and possibly enjoyed anal sex.
My friend said that it has become an increasing request from her evening companions to the point where she thinks its on the verge of a comeback.Maybe we shouldn't call it a comeback..since its been here for years ;) It was just a big secret...the fun gift that a lucky guy received for his good behaviour. The comeback is that it is now regular daily fun times.
Like any move not everyone likes it...so there needs to be some discussion and warm up prior to the act...work it out with your partner...no surprises, no problems
Tips from a lady:
1. Be assertive if you don't like it (if she/he respects you, s/he'll stop)
2. Relax if you want to try to enjoy it
3. Find a lube that you like (that part of the body is naturally dry)-->suggestions include Lube, JO H2O, and Liquid Silk...make sure you get a purse size bottle for those nights out...... (You never know)
4. Try starting off with a plug to help open the area...or at least work it slowly with a finger.
Yup...that's that.
Links
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201012/heterosexual-anal-play-increasingly-popular
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/26/health/research/26statistics.html?_r=0
The comeback is a sexual phenomenon. Anal sex was a popular activity- hetero and not hetero- for many years. Somehow it fell out of sight. Anal sex became a big taboo that good girls did to still feel virgin or bad girls did for fun. It was associated with risks and homosexuality (which was also taboo). Now its a popular thing again. Psychology Today and The New York Times have both reported rises in hetersexual anal sex, showing numbers of almost half of people have participated in...and possibly enjoyed anal sex.
My friend said that it has become an increasing request from her evening companions to the point where she thinks its on the verge of a comeback.Maybe we shouldn't call it a comeback..since its been here for years ;) It was just a big secret...the fun gift that a lucky guy received for his good behaviour. The comeback is that it is now regular daily fun times.
Like any move not everyone likes it...so there needs to be some discussion and warm up prior to the act...work it out with your partner...no surprises, no problems
Tips from a lady:
1. Be assertive if you don't like it (if she/he respects you, s/he'll stop)
2. Relax if you want to try to enjoy it
3. Find a lube that you like (that part of the body is naturally dry)-->suggestions include Lube, JO H2O, and Liquid Silk...make sure you get a purse size bottle for those nights out...... (You never know)
4. Try starting off with a plug to help open the area...or at least work it slowly with a finger.
Yup...that's that.
Links
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201012/heterosexual-anal-play-increasingly-popular
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/26/health/research/26statistics.html?_r=0
Sunday, 6 October 2013
Single on a Saturday: Nuit Blah
So last night was Nuit Blanche, the outdoor art installation extravaganza that goes from sun down to sun up. My first stop was to a studio on Geary Street to hear some indie bands and meet up with my hot and newly single friend.Well the scene was like one out of my first year of university. Strong drinks, concrete floors and music that felt it was coming from some Morrissey album. It wasn't too bad to be honest....what was bad was being surrounded by wanna-be-Warhols (aka hipsters) drinking PBR like it was unique. So no pickin's in this crowd...the music was great and I got to jam out with an old friend; so not all was lost.
We decided to head out to Dufferin/Queen area to find one of the late serving bars. After reading an old list we waited at the Rhino for a bit. Looked like fun, but there was no drinking to be had by the time we got there. So we checked the list and ended up @GladstoneHotel. I don't go there...I've never appreciated the look of the crowd (that's the nice way to say I didn't like the cut of their jib). Like a pretentious King West crowd that lost its way. There was a Nuit Blanche installation there that was fun to walk through. I drew my nightmare on a part of the installation...well it wasn't just like that. This guy's friend wanted to be alone with my friend so he wing man'd it and dragged me over to the interactive installation. She was left alone to talk with this loser that asked her to come back to his place right off the bat. That's my new claim to singlehood....from potential MILF to cockblocker...that's the only reason a wing man comes into play....I'm the fat/ungly/snaggletoothed/beaten friend, apparently...it just keeps gong downhill.
I then go back to my friend because she did not seem comfortable with this fellow. We walk to the bar to get her a drink and the guy follows us. We're standing there with all of his friends hanging about, trying to ignore him. The bartender is pathetically overwhelmed (I guess he never has had a full bar before...Surprise! a 4am license makes you busy...douche). He comes over to us and we order one drink and he gives us sass mouth...so now he's not managed his station well and spoken to us like idiots --"one drink is all you wanted, you have 8 people there, you should get out of the way"..and so on. Fuckin nonsense- go back to Westlodge asshole. Yup no more Gladstone for me. Probably should have hit up @brooklynnbar.
Luckily enough, my friend picked up. Last night I was that friend that needed to be wing man'd and I did not like it...I did manage to stay out all night and come home in the fresh sunlight...so not all that bad in the long run.
Friday, 4 October 2013
Do a little dance...make a little love
I've used the sexy arts to get fit and they work. I have been pole dancing/fitness....ing for over 7years (on and off-->currently off and going back); I have taken muliple hoop classes, participated in two levels of an arials course and let my body be toned in multiple flex fitness classes. All a good idea. I have a hard time getting into shape. The regular routines bore me so the more fun and challenging it is, the harder I work at it. The results come within four weeks (at about 2-3 hours a week). Its well worth the pain in places you never knew could hurt.
Here's an article that was sent my way:
Here's an article that was sent my way:
Q: Does hula hooping count as exercise? A: http://t.co/QhSwreGGHb
— Women's Health Mag (@WomensHealthMag) October 4, 2013
Tuesday, 1 October 2013
It's six weeks after frosh week...do you know where your period is?
I probably should have done a pre-frosh week blog. One that explains how to stay safe when out, how to drink safely, where to go if the night goes rotten...and so on. But I did not. Here is my reactive, not proactive frosh week comment.
The reality is that frosh week brings out the heathen in everyone. New students feel like adults and are often free from parents so they have no rules. The old students that still do frosh week parties drink big and try to walk around like everyone should look up to them.
The results are all the same. Unprotected drunken sex in a bathroom somewhere.
So here we are almost 6 weeks later. Chlamydia and its buddy Gonorrhoea are living the chilled life of an STI. Getting around town...leaking their offspring during other washroom meet ups.Young ladies running scared, wondering if their last period was before or after Labour Day.
Just take a test folks....I cannot stress it enough. If you had a freaky frosh week, just assume you have something and hope you don`t. Better know than to pass on the drips!
Here are some sexual health clinics (SHC`s) close to colleges and uni`s in or near Toronto (although most schools have their own health clinic):
The Toronto Possie
(Click here for addresses)
York U, Humber: BC & SHC, Black Creek CHC, Jane St Clinic
U Of T St.George, Ryerson, G.Brown: Hassle Free, Bay Centre
Seneca, Glendon: Talk Shop
Uof T Scarb, Centennial: Scarborough Centre SHC, Taibu CHC
Whattup Peel
U of T Miss.
Sheridan
Check the list here
Hey Hey Durham
UOIT
Durham College
Trent
Your list is here
Hammer-town!
Mohawk College
Redeemer (I know you party too)
McMaster
Here is a pretty good listing of all SHC's in the area
G`Day Brantford
Nipissing Campus: Brant County Health Unit, 194 Terrace Hill Street, ph519-753-4937
The reality is that frosh week brings out the heathen in everyone. New students feel like adults and are often free from parents so they have no rules. The old students that still do frosh week parties drink big and try to walk around like everyone should look up to them.
The results are all the same. Unprotected drunken sex in a bathroom somewhere.
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| 2013 Ontario Chlamydia Campaign |
Just take a test folks....I cannot stress it enough. If you had a freaky frosh week, just assume you have something and hope you don`t. Better know than to pass on the drips!
Here are some sexual health clinics (SHC`s) close to colleges and uni`s in or near Toronto (although most schools have their own health clinic):
The Toronto Possie
(Click here for addresses)
York U, Humber: BC & SHC, Black Creek CHC, Jane St Clinic
U Of T St.George, Ryerson, G.Brown: Hassle Free, Bay Centre
Seneca, Glendon: Talk Shop
Uof T Scarb, Centennial: Scarborough Centre SHC, Taibu CHC
Whattup Peel
U of T Miss.
Sheridan
Check the list here
Hey Hey Durham
UOIT
Durham College
Trent
Your list is here
Hammer-town!
Mohawk College
Redeemer (I know you party too)
McMaster
Here is a pretty good listing of all SHC's in the area
G`Day Brantford
Nipissing Campus: Brant County Health Unit, 194 Terrace Hill Street, ph519-753-4937
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