Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Cock-goggles..it's a thing!!!

Many years ago in my York U days a friend of mine passed on a term: cockgoggles

Yes

C O C K -  G O G G L E S

What does this mighty fine word mean? Well it's the situation that occurs when someone that loves having sex with a penis hasn't had any in a while. You look around and all things attached to a penis start to look good. If you had standards in men before, they go out the window since you are blinded by desire and need.

Look at it like this: when you drink shit loads you get beer goggles. You'll fuck anything that walks- that's how one night stands are made.

The same works with cockgoggles. Everyone has the limit of how long they can last without the tasty goodness of the cock-ular variety. Then you get drunk...drunk your needs..those natural, human needs. And every cock looks good.

Also how one nighters are made. Hell in some cases it leads to daytime sex in the back of a bread truck. Not judging...just saying....you have to be aware and fulfil those needs before it gets to the bread truck.

Unless of course that is your thing ;)

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