Spring Fever is on!!

March 20 marked the first day of spring and, of course, the onset of the best illness ever—SPRING FEVER!

What is spring fever? well it is a commonly known time of the year when everything mates. I mean everything…birds, dogs, cats, people, bears..etc. There is this vibe in the air that you might not realize but suddenly you feel like meeting and mingling. You feel more encouraged to try out your pick up technique….or at least develop a plan.

This is an actual researched thing. The overriding theory is that as the warmer weather makes people feel a little more sexual. Their libido is in gear and taking over.

Spring fever can be an out- of- the- blue act-- where someone you haven’t spoken to in a while, but really enjoyed, messages you out of the blue to catch up. You probably haven’t seen them since last spring, and did not care to meet up with them for the whole year, but now you need to go for drinks with this person and your damn happy they reconnected.

Perhaps you are the out- of- the- bluer and not the bluee. You were sitting around thinking about the great dick/BJ/ tight hole/etc and thought “I wonder what that person is up to now?” It didn’t matter before, but you gotta get on Facebook and give a poke.

Not sure if this is spring fever or if you genuinely want to hang out with this person?  You know its spring fever when its: 1) March-May, 2)You don’t care to see a picture,  3)You suddenly start salivating from your genitals for no good reason (this one is very much a female indicator).

Is Spring Fever a problem? I think this all depends. It is really about how you feel about sex. I like the idea of letting loose once in a while to help release some mighty delicious hormones and for relaxation. It is also quite nice to have that skin to skin contact. Not just for relaxation but to feel positive. You might also like getting close to that significant person in your life- sure you’re probably charging at them in the most horny way, but deep down you love them and are happy to make them your spring fever (and life) focus.

Of course if you’re a sex addict this could be the worst time of the year. Not enough people to sleep with and its hard to fight the power. At this point seek your support network (you should have a sponsor if this is an addiction you want to kick).

Otherwise, have fun with it. Remember fertility and Venereal Diseases do not take a break in spring...stay protected..unless of course fertility and VD interests you ;)

Check out: Spring Fever is Here, Self Magazine: http://www.self.com/blogs/flash/2011/04/spring-fever-is-here-how-to-bo.html 

Single on a Saturday: Etc.....

So I had day job crap to deal with all week so no party. Not even a booty delivery! Why am I stuck in this! I need a party....holidays are near....bartenders beware.
 

Single on a Saturday: Fall Back

This not going out business must end!! I went out for about 2hours on what could have been the longest most awesome night of the year. I had the desire and just got paid...but I had a series of workshops to attend this weekend so no 7am bedtime for me!!!! Gahhhh...I'm going nuts without the fun social scene...how does one become a socialite?!!! Then I can party and afford to live :)

Cock-goggles..it's a thing!!!

Many years ago in my York U days a friend of mine passed on a term: cockgoggles

Yes

C O C K -  G O G G L E S

What does this mighty fine word mean? Well it's the situation that occurs when someone that loves having sex with a penis hasn't had any in a while. You look around and all things attached to a penis start to look good. If you had standards in men before, they go out the window since you are blinded by desire and need.

Look at it like this: when you drink shit loads you get beer goggles. You'll fuck anything that walks- that's how one night stands are made.

The same works with cockgoggles. Everyone has the limit of how long they can last without the tasty goodness of the cock-ular variety. Then you get drunk...drunk your needs..those natural, human needs. And every cock looks good.

Also how one nighters are made. Hell in some cases it leads to daytime sex in the back of a bread truck. Not judging...just saying....you have to be aware and fulfil those needs before it gets to the bread truck.

Unless of course that is your thing ;)

Single on a Saturday: Nuit Blah

So last night was Nuit Blanche, the outdoor art installation extravaganza that goes from sun down to sun up. My first stop was to a studio on Geary Street to hear some indie bands and meet up with my hot and newly single friend.Well the scene was like one out of my first year of university. Strong drinks, concrete floors and music that felt it was coming from some Morrissey album. It wasn't too bad to be honest....what was bad was being surrounded by wanna-be-Warhols (aka hipsters) drinking PBR like it was unique. So no pickin's in this crowd...the music was great and I got to jam out with an old friend; so not all was lost. 

We decided to head out to Dufferin/Queen area to find one of the late serving bars. After reading an old list we waited at the Rhino for a bit. Looked like fun, but there was no drinking to be had by the time we got there. So we checked the list and ended up @GladstoneHotel. I don't go there...I've never appreciated the look of the crowd (that's the nice way to say I didn't like the cut of their jib). Like a pretentious King West crowd that lost its way. There was a Nuit Blanche installation there that was fun to walk through. I drew my nightmare on a part of the installation...well it wasn't just like that. This guy's friend wanted to be alone with my friend so he wing man'd it and dragged me over to the interactive installation. She was left alone to talk with this loser that asked her to come back to his place right off the bat. That's my new claim to singlehood....from potential MILF to cockblocker...that's the only reason a wing man comes into play....I'm the fat/ungly/snaggletoothed/beaten friend, apparently...it just keeps gong downhill.

I then go back to my friend because she did not seem comfortable with this fellow. We walk to the bar to get her a drink and the guy follows us. We're standing there with all of his friends hanging about, trying to ignore him. The bartender is pathetically overwhelmed (I guess he never has had a full bar before...Surprise! a 4am license makes you busy...douche). He comes over to us and we order one drink and he gives us sass mouth...so now he's not managed his station well and spoken to us like idiots --"one drink is all you wanted, you have 8 people there, you should get out of the way"..and so on. Fuckin nonsense- go back to Westlodge asshole. Yup no more Gladstone for me. Probably should have hit up @brooklynnbar.

Luckily enough, my friend picked up. Last night I was that friend that needed to be wing man'd and I did not like it...I did manage to stay out all night and come home in the fresh sunlight...so not all that bad in the long run.

Celebrate WCD with Intense Sensation

So today marks another World Contraception Day. This day was set to make sure youth knew their birth control options, but it is a good idea for everyone to be thinking about contraception and the prevention of unwanted pregnancies.

There are many options available to women and men in Canada, but the easiest and least expensive would be condoms. These come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some are ribbed while others have twisty patterns. They do not all fit the same- well not all penises (or penis toys) are the same.

When men feel that the condom is too tight, you gotta respect their sensitivities and give them something to work with. Many people turn to larger condoms like the Magnum from Trojan or multiple 54+mm options offered by Durex. Sometimes, however,  the whole condom does not have to be larger- just the head.

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In those cases I recommend Trojan's Intense. So far it receives the most support from people that I have suggested it to. The condom shaft is a normal size, but the head is much larger. This provides greater comfort for men who feel that regular condoms are just too tight at the top. The looseness of the head material also adds to their sensation.

If these are too tight in the shaft then by all means get a larger condom, but if you just need a little head room then go for these. If the condom itself is too big you run the risk of having it fall off. Nobody likes that worry!!

Have a very happy World Contraception Day!

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Want to know more about contraceptive options in Canada? Check out sexualityandu.ca

More about World Contraception Day ca be found at: http://www.your-life.com/en/home/media-center/world-contraception-day/

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