You can’t let those boobs go to waste

It's getting close to period time and you realize that you cannot get your gigantic boobs into your bra and they’re highly sensitive.

Do not waste this moment. Your boobs are actually bigger and will feel great with the right touch. Find out what that is. Perhaps, you like the smooth succulent lick or the tiny nibble…heehee. Whatever it is, have your partner try something out. Make use of that monthly agitation of having to roll your breasts into a bra that fit fine yesterday and is way too small today.

Remember to train him/her well…no squeezing. As Rebecca Rosenblath (Dr. Date ) stated “you should leave squeezing at the supermarket” (2000, p.26). Especially at this time; it is a fine line between pleasure and pain. It all depends on what sensitivity does to you and how much you can take. Heck, tickling can be painful for some people. Just gotta train your dragon ;)

Dr. Date. (2000). How to drive your lover wild with pleasure.Dr. Date Enterprises: Toronto, Canada

Single on a Saturday: Dinosaurs and Rugby Players

Well it’s the summer and to celebrate I hit up the solstice party at the ROM. It was the theme for this week’s Friday Night Live.  (If you haven’t heard of it, look it up). To start, I decided to go dressed for a sundowner in this mighty find from HonestEd’s

…I have no problem with letting people know I paid $3.99 for a hot summer dress….

We pre-purchased tickets- which is highly recommended for this event- and only stayed in line for a short time. I know I’ve said it before, but this is a great time for $14!! Live bands, DJ’s and you can tour around the museum. Crazy  good times. I think the best part is I can regulate my drinking by buying a limited number of tickets and then leave around 10:30pm thus avoiding the drunken state of affairs that 2am in a bar brings (even though we did end up pub hoping on West Queen West afterwards).

My Hot Date ;)

I cannot promote it enough. Next Friday is the Pride themed party.

So that was Friday night…then came Saturday. Not much to say about Saturday. I had tickets for a Canadian Wolverines Rugby game at Lamport Stadium. I think everyone had free tickets to this thing and the stadium still was not full…of course there still seemed to be a nonsensically long line for everything. We waited 20mins in line for drink tickets (after waiting 15mins in line for washroom) and then left. It was not worth sticking around for unless we’d be able to BYOB.

I gotta say one main thing about this: as much as I support alcohol free events, I don’t attend them. I like to drink and the I pee and I need a venue that supports this. Unfortunately, this game had none of that. I was not even interested in getting settled and flirting with the otherwise decent ambiance. Shame on that!

…and they gave free tickets for the next game. Hmm… I probably won’t be attending that…

Single on a Saturday: Beards everywhere!!

So this was a long time coming…sorry. At any rate I reclaimed my weekends last week. I took off Saturday and began the fun on Friday! Let’s start with the fun time celebration at Prohibition Gashouse on Friday. Hooch hour is my new favourite thing to do after work. Too bad it is so far east. Well not so far if you live out there. It’s a nice place at Queen and Broadview and the hooch hour is awesome. You cannot beat Patron shots for $6!

The bar turns into a club-ish type place after 10pm, we didn’t stick around, but I hear it’s an awesome pickup joint. “Roz” (heehee…she knows who she is!) and I had to high tail it to the west.  

Here I’d like to intercept and say: Has anyone else noticed how many men are out in Toronto locals?  There was a mix, but predominantly male showing, at Prohibition,  after that we hit Eat My Martini. 

This place usually has a mix, but the women were mainly seated and men were all over the bar. Then we somehow ended up at Opera Bob’s (at this point we’re wondering around, just enjoying the night). There were a few women in here, but overall it was like the men came out in groups.

or is that heards….heards of men…does that sound right?....

Anyway there were heaps of them out and about at the bars.  Being social..and kinda flirty.  I think I can be ok with that, but I’m not ok with the beards. 

What the fuck is up with these fucking beards??!!! It’s like Movember never ended…it just kept growing…gahhh..aggggg

Some men can pull it off, some just look creepy or dirty or pompous…those are the only three other options—I think that the majority of men fall into one of these three categories. Maybe its that these guys just don’t know how to groom it…fine then,  try reviewing this fine article from Men’s Health  Try out the tips and see.

…but really most of you just need to look in the mirror and realize it is a big turn off…

It’s not winter, you do not need the weather protection. Get rid of that shit!

Especially if you plan on hanging out in crews of men with beards!!

Bring it on!!!

Mini Skirt

So it's been quite warm here and steadily climbing. We all know what that means.....mini skirts, bawty shorts and maxi dresses are a go!!!! Unsure of what I am talking about? Here is some pictionary:

Maxi Dress

 Summer in Toronto is a great time for those that like looking at women, dressing like women or being a woman. I frankly thing the maxi dress is the best invention ever. I can be cooled down, covered and sexy all at the same time. The best part is that certain ones can be dressed up with a light sweater or button up shirt for the work look!!

Bawty Short

The bawty short  (booty shorts for those with a little less island in them), has been making a come back. I loved daisy duke shorts back in the day-- but only a cetain lady could/would/should wear them. Don't get me wrong, every woman has a little sexy in them, but you gotta know what outfit brings the sexy out. These shorts might not be for you. Try the dress...the skirt is most likely out too if the shorts are incorrect. (oh and please do not wear either one to work or school...time and place folks)


I'm really looking forward to the humid 40C. I have new open toe shoes and a bunch of maxi dresses to work through.  We had about 6 months of freeze and  I'm ready to show some skin ;)

Sex on a first date

Someone sent this across my way:

Why You Should Always Have Sex on a First Date

Awesome article!! The main thing to take in is that if you are sacrificing having sex with someone for the sake of looking pure then you might be wasting your time. I read "The Rules" and even attempted to follow them, but I could not. I cannot be that lady.

Sex itself is a healthy thing for the body. It hopefully leads to an orgasm or a rush of body chemicals the ends up with you feeling elated and tired. Assuming it goes well and there aren't any medical/other issues involved.

If you want technical reasons then look up these lovely chemicals:
Oxytocin: This is a hormone that the body releases during orgasm. This releases endorphins and brings a sense of elation to the body. It makes you happy.
Prolactin: A hormone mainly linked to lactation (breast feeding)
Dopamine: Another (blessed) side effect of orgasm, dopamine is a hormone released 

Of course there is the emotional side of things. The skin to skin contact can be comforting and being with someone might make you feel closer to them (or just feel good for the sake of feeling good).

All of these things are not great excuses for pressuring someone to have sex on a first date...they are just positive rationalizations. Now.... things can get iffy.

Some people see sex as a way to solidify a relationship. Sex on a first date is probably not a good idea in this situation. The first date may be the last and the sex was not intended as a connection. Then there are those who have sex addictions- a real issue. This might cause someone to have sex on a first date for no reason and then feel like shit afterwards. That is also a bad idea. There are also people that have difficulty coming to orgasm or have pain during sex (such as vaginismus). Also hard times for sex on a first date. These situations require a lot more from a partner than a quick meeting can provide.

Overall, sex on a first date can be great thing, but should not bea pressure. Do what what you're most comfortable with and do it safely.....and if you like it--do it often.


Sources:
Cool article in Chatelaine (and there is mention of Beverly Whipple, an awesome sexual scientist): http://www.chatelaine.com/health/sex-and-relationships/more-sex-is-the-secret-to-a-longer-healthier-life/
Video:http://youtu.be/sSOFtSG6nDo

Single on a Saturday: Booze can be helpful!!

Well another Saturday night spent home doing work...just took a break to read another part of current interest: "The Sexual Herbal" by Brigitte Mars. Good thing I did. I read a section about the positive aspects of certain alcohols for sex purposes.

Of course it is common sense to note that alcohol in excess is not good for those looking fora good pump. For men, too much of a boozy time decreases testosterone production and can lead to problems with erection formation and maintenance. For women, it leads to an increase in estrogen and can impact fertility and ability to reach orgasm.

All terrible news!!


But there is a mild light at the end of the tunnel-- drinking she mentioned a drink that I loved many years ago....Chartreuse. Deliciously unique in flavour, Chartreuse is a green or yellow  liqueur that tastes deliciously wonderful on ice. (let me just interject here: use a lot of ice or an ice ball. This prevents the ice from melting and you keep your drink cold, not watered down) I used to drink the green one back in my 'bartending at Burswood (now Crown Perth Casino) days' 6ish years ago. I haven't been able to find it at a bar since.

Well according to Mars and some other articles including this one by AskMen, Chartreuse is an aphrodisiac..it increases the libido....makes you want to get it on...

Now why this particular alcohol you ask? From what I can understand the crazy plant ingredients themselves produce a sexual stimulant and booze overall does relax you and help with inhibitions.

That would explain many a night after my shift ended.....Hmm...good times...I think I need to add some to my repertoire again. Off to the LCBO I go!!

remember to always drink in moderation or else you'll break your fuck...