I'm dropping new lingo for you folks yet again....I use the term pump and go often...take a couple of guesses as to what it is about...I am sure you do not need that much time to figure out that this is probably just a different way of saying booty call....or maybe you you didn't and I just ruined the mystique...sorry.
Ah yes the pump and go. This was a tag created many sunsets ago when I was in my second year of university. Some friends I and were lazy-ing about one post-pubnight Friday in the Vanier Res Common Room when a commercial came on for the Shell Speed Pass...it's like the Mobil speedpass where you just have to tap the stick on a sensor to pay and then you can leave.
The commercials closer was "you just have to pump and go". Naturally we looked at each other and laughed. That became the new saying- Just Pump...and Go. The "Wham bam thank you ma'am/sam" for the 21st Century!! Now I use it all the time. With the commercial off the air it just seems like a nice witty saying. Not related to the gas at all.
So take that and have some fun with it. Remember all you have to do is "Pump... and Go"
I could not find the original "Pump and Go" ad so just enjoy these semi-related ones ;)
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Tuesday, 7 January 2014
Coke vs Cock
Well I think it is time I started addressing some common health issues that inflict the clubs. This is basically my single on a Saturday health tip.
As the title suggests this is about the impact that cocaine has on male sexual functioning. Let's be honest here, cocaine is in full effect in most Toronto clubs..hell I'll even go so far to say in every club/pub/bar/nightlife establishment there is at least one person busting rails in the bathroom...and it is probably two considering how much of a social drug it is.
What does this mean for lovers of the penis? Well....hours of fucking without an end. Yup that's the basic effect. You see, cocaine can actually be considered an aphrodisiac. It makes you horny. For men, they want that sex when they get high and can probably get a pretty decent hard on....might not be the best one, but it works. Then they have all the energy in the world because coke is a stimulant.
The hold up might come hours after he has already rawed out the vag or anus that he's been enjoying. There is this sudden (but not too sudden since there has been probably a few hours of sex at this point) realization that he can't cum. Delayed ejaculation is one of the side effects. All the friction in the world often can't help it.
There is hope gentlemen. You really just have to wait it out. Go as much as you can (or as much as partner can handle)-- use decent lube for comfort. Then take a break and rest it off. Wake-up sex is just as delicious!!! If you cannot sleep, then just enjoy the body contact (the contact they makes you both/all feel wonderful). To the partner, just show love and understanding. This is not a sign of long term impotence, for most men it is temporary.
Remember there is no point in trying to break records if all you're doing is killing the pleasure.
Resources:
Web MD "Cocaine and its effects": http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/cocaine-use-and-its-effects
University of Arizona "Health Effects of Cocaine" http://methoide.fcm.arizona.edu/infocenter/index.cfm?stid=212
As the title suggests this is about the impact that cocaine has on male sexual functioning. Let's be honest here, cocaine is in full effect in most Toronto clubs..hell I'll even go so far to say in every club/pub/bar/nightlife establishment there is at least one person busting rails in the bathroom...and it is probably two considering how much of a social drug it is.
What does this mean for lovers of the penis? Well....hours of fucking without an end. Yup that's the basic effect. You see, cocaine can actually be considered an aphrodisiac. It makes you horny. For men, they want that sex when they get high and can probably get a pretty decent hard on....might not be the best one, but it works. Then they have all the energy in the world because coke is a stimulant.
The hold up might come hours after he has already rawed out the vag or anus that he's been enjoying. There is this sudden (but not too sudden since there has been probably a few hours of sex at this point) realization that he can't cum. Delayed ejaculation is one of the side effects. All the friction in the world often can't help it.
There is hope gentlemen. You really just have to wait it out. Go as much as you can (or as much as partner can handle)-- use decent lube for comfort. Then take a break and rest it off. Wake-up sex is just as delicious!!! If you cannot sleep, then just enjoy the body contact (the contact they makes you both/all feel wonderful). To the partner, just show love and understanding. This is not a sign of long term impotence, for most men it is temporary.
Remember there is no point in trying to break records if all you're doing is killing the pleasure.
Resources:
Web MD "Cocaine and its effects": http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/cocaine-use-and-its-effects
University of Arizona "Health Effects of Cocaine" http://methoide.fcm.arizona.edu/infocenter/index.cfm?stid=212
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
Cock-goggles..it's a thing!!!
Many years ago in my York U days a friend of mine passed on a term: cockgoggles
Yes
What does this mighty fine word mean? Well it's the situation that occurs when someone that loves having sex with a penis hasn't had any in a while. You look around and all things attached to a penis start to look good. If you had standards in men before, they go out the window since you are blinded by desire and need.
Look at it like this: when you drink shit loads you get beer goggles. You'll fuck anything that walks- that's how one night stands are made.
The same works with cockgoggles. Everyone has the limit of how long they can last without the tasty goodness of the cock-ular variety. Then you get drunk...drunk your needs..those natural, human needs. And every cock looks good.
Also how one nighters are made. Hell in some cases it leads to daytime sex in the back of a bread truck. Not judging...just saying....you have to be aware and fulfil those needs before it gets to the bread truck.
Unless of course that is your thing ;)
Yes
C O C K - G O G G L E S
What does this mighty fine word mean? Well it's the situation that occurs when someone that loves having sex with a penis hasn't had any in a while. You look around and all things attached to a penis start to look good. If you had standards in men before, they go out the window since you are blinded by desire and need.
Look at it like this: when you drink shit loads you get beer goggles. You'll fuck anything that walks- that's how one night stands are made.
The same works with cockgoggles. Everyone has the limit of how long they can last without the tasty goodness of the cock-ular variety. Then you get drunk...drunk your needs..those natural, human needs. And every cock looks good.
Also how one nighters are made. Hell in some cases it leads to daytime sex in the back of a bread truck. Not judging...just saying....you have to be aware and fulfil those needs before it gets to the bread truck.
Unless of course that is your thing ;)
Sunday, 13 October 2013
The comeback
This isn't about boxing...or about a guy that became ill and could no longer play his sport and then was healed and played again. No. This is about that backdoor sexual activity that took a break..but is making a comeback. yup..thanks to a friend of mine for that term.
The comeback is a sexual phenomenon. Anal sex was a popular activity- hetero and not hetero- for many years. Somehow it fell out of sight. Anal sex became a big taboo that good girls did to still feel virgin or bad girls did for fun. It was associated with risks and homosexuality (which was also taboo). Now its a popular thing again. Psychology Today and The New York Times have both reported rises in hetersexual anal sex, showing numbers of almost half of people have participated in...and possibly enjoyed anal sex.
My friend said that it has become an increasing request from her evening companions to the point where she thinks its on the verge of a comeback.Maybe we shouldn't call it a comeback..since its been here for years ;) It was just a big secret...the fun gift that a lucky guy received for his good behaviour. The comeback is that it is now regular daily fun times.
Like any move not everyone likes it...so there needs to be some discussion and warm up prior to the act...work it out with your partner...no surprises, no problems
Tips from a lady:
1. Be assertive if you don't like it (if she/he respects you, s/he'll stop)
2. Relax if you want to try to enjoy it
3. Find a lube that you like (that part of the body is naturally dry)-->suggestions include Lube, JO H2O, and Liquid Silk...make sure you get a purse size bottle for those nights out...... (You never know)
4. Try starting off with a plug to help open the area...or at least work it slowly with a finger.
Yup...that's that.
Links
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201012/heterosexual-anal-play-increasingly-popular
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/26/health/research/26statistics.html?_r=0
The comeback is a sexual phenomenon. Anal sex was a popular activity- hetero and not hetero- for many years. Somehow it fell out of sight. Anal sex became a big taboo that good girls did to still feel virgin or bad girls did for fun. It was associated with risks and homosexuality (which was also taboo). Now its a popular thing again. Psychology Today and The New York Times have both reported rises in hetersexual anal sex, showing numbers of almost half of people have participated in...and possibly enjoyed anal sex.
My friend said that it has become an increasing request from her evening companions to the point where she thinks its on the verge of a comeback.Maybe we shouldn't call it a comeback..since its been here for years ;) It was just a big secret...the fun gift that a lucky guy received for his good behaviour. The comeback is that it is now regular daily fun times.
Like any move not everyone likes it...so there needs to be some discussion and warm up prior to the act...work it out with your partner...no surprises, no problems
Tips from a lady:
1. Be assertive if you don't like it (if she/he respects you, s/he'll stop)
2. Relax if you want to try to enjoy it
3. Find a lube that you like (that part of the body is naturally dry)-->suggestions include Lube, JO H2O, and Liquid Silk...make sure you get a purse size bottle for those nights out...... (You never know)
4. Try starting off with a plug to help open the area...or at least work it slowly with a finger.
Yup...that's that.
Links
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201012/heterosexual-anal-play-increasingly-popular
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/26/health/research/26statistics.html?_r=0
Tuesday, 10 September 2013
Product Review: Lube
Yup that's the name...LUBE...
I have tried and tested a lot of lubricating products in my life (and lets keep in mind most of that was working the sex shop circuit), but I had never come across this one until a few years ago. I was strolling through The Everything To Do With Sex Show and came across this booth- LUBE.
I like when companies are straight forward.
To refresh: lube is short for lubricant or lubricating jelly or similar. It is used during sex to help ease the pressure on the...well....the hole. Folks mainly use it in anal play since the anal area does not have any natural lubricating fluid, but there is also the dreaded dry vaginal play- painful on the vagina and the penis unless of course it is a toy. This happens for many reasons (long sex, no foreplay, menopause...) and some added lube helps ease the friction.
So getting back to this glorious product..
LUBE (by Triesco)
The bottle is simple, the name is simple ... it is a simple product. Just as lube should be!
If you're sensitive to smells and tastes then this is for you. I find other lubes have this chemically smell and a sour taste..they usually make me sick...not this one. The taste is very mild... The smell is not bad either. You really can't smell it...unless you're one of those people with ultra sensitive nasal hairs.
It did not stain the sheets- which is important. You can get into a sloppy mess with this stuff and just wash your sheets to get rid of the evidence. I have used it on light and dark sheets..both with fine success.
What I like the best is that it lasts and does not turn into a sticky mess. It has a kind of greasy feel, but not actually greasy. Its smooth when it gets to the end and does not allow for late stage friction burn.
I tried to take a video that showed it off...this is the best:
I probably should have had my nails done before making that! Anyhow its best to see the product in person. They usually have a table at The Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto. Find them and try it out!!
I have tried and tested a lot of lubricating products in my life (and lets keep in mind most of that was working the sex shop circuit), but I had never come across this one until a few years ago. I was strolling through The Everything To Do With Sex Show and came across this booth- LUBE.
I like when companies are straight forward.
To refresh: lube is short for lubricant or lubricating jelly or similar. It is used during sex to help ease the pressure on the...well....the hole. Folks mainly use it in anal play since the anal area does not have any natural lubricating fluid, but there is also the dreaded dry vaginal play- painful on the vagina and the penis unless of course it is a toy. This happens for many reasons (long sex, no foreplay, menopause...) and some added lube helps ease the friction.
So getting back to this glorious product..
LUBE (by Triesco)
If you're sensitive to smells and tastes then this is for you. I find other lubes have this chemically smell and a sour taste..they usually make me sick...not this one. The taste is very mild... The smell is not bad either. You really can't smell it...unless you're one of those people with ultra sensitive nasal hairs.
It did not stain the sheets- which is important. You can get into a sloppy mess with this stuff and just wash your sheets to get rid of the evidence. I have used it on light and dark sheets..both with fine success.
What I like the best is that it lasts and does not turn into a sticky mess. It has a kind of greasy feel, but not actually greasy. Its smooth when it gets to the end and does not allow for late stage friction burn.
I tried to take a video that showed it off...this is the best:
I probably should have had my nails done before making that! Anyhow its best to see the product in person. They usually have a table at The Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto. Find them and try it out!!
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