I'm just going to lay it out for you- bad kissing is a turn off. Now I will accept that the measure of good kissing is a personal taste. I will say that when my taste is not satisfied it is a real turn off.
What is bad kissing? What kind of kiss can take you from wet to dry? Well here are some signs to look out for:
1) My nose is in your mouth...I don't want to smell your spit or be blow your gum out of my nostril. My lips , as big as they are, are located in a normal part of my body-outside of my nose.
2) Your nose is in my mouth...that's just gross.
3) I make that squirmy squished face look that people give when they smell something bad..this mainly occurs because I am overwhelmed with trying to figure out what the hell you're doing with your tongue and why you've decided to do it.
4) You treat my lips like some kind of chewy candy...I'm going to let you know my lips are made of people. Yup a human being is the material. Not sugar or caramel...I'm not really chocolate and I do not appreciate you trying to make what should be a fun and passionate thing into 'fun times at Willy Wonka's'!
5) I'm distant....hell I sat there thinking about the kissing rules while trapped in a deranged spit swap under some bad kisser. Yes gentlemen your partner could be thinking of those things just to get through the moment. Quite possibly he/she is waiting and wishing you'd be over or move to another part of the body. Your partner might be planning the shopping list, sorting out some stumping tax question, or thinking "who am I calling after to fix this mess".
I think these five areas are good start in understanding when you are doing it wrong, but how do you make it right?
Well its simple- you can ask your partner or you can just figure that the kiss isn't all about you. Sure you might like jamming your spit enthralled tongue into someone else's mouth, but they might not and you should consider easing into that shit.
Or when you are licking parts of the body that are not my mouth rinse you mouth out first- I don't eat myself out for a reason and it has nothing to do with flexibility.
Kissing should enhance the passion and can be very decent for play. It should involve the whole body and make a person want the other person more. I should not involve me trying to avoid having my upper lip swallowed while my bottom lip avoids nasty stubble.
Take note and practice your methods- because I won't usually tell you that you've done it wrong...I just won't contact you ever again...All you've done is helped the back up guy become the first call... until of course I remember why he was the back up..then I just get a new front runner...but its still not going to be you.
Check out this article from Marie Claire- It let me know that I'm not the only one thinking this!!!
http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/advice/bad-kiss-mistakes
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Tuesday, 4 March 2014
Tuesday, 7 January 2014
Coke vs Cock
Well I think it is time I started addressing some common health issues that inflict the clubs. This is basically my single on a Saturday health tip.
As the title suggests this is about the impact that cocaine has on male sexual functioning. Let's be honest here, cocaine is in full effect in most Toronto clubs..hell I'll even go so far to say in every club/pub/bar/nightlife establishment there is at least one person busting rails in the bathroom...and it is probably two considering how much of a social drug it is.
What does this mean for lovers of the penis? Well....hours of fucking without an end. Yup that's the basic effect. You see, cocaine can actually be considered an aphrodisiac. It makes you horny. For men, they want that sex when they get high and can probably get a pretty decent hard on....might not be the best one, but it works. Then they have all the energy in the world because coke is a stimulant.
The hold up might come hours after he has already rawed out the vag or anus that he's been enjoying. There is this sudden (but not too sudden since there has been probably a few hours of sex at this point) realization that he can't cum. Delayed ejaculation is one of the side effects. All the friction in the world often can't help it.
There is hope gentlemen. You really just have to wait it out. Go as much as you can (or as much as partner can handle)-- use decent lube for comfort. Then take a break and rest it off. Wake-up sex is just as delicious!!! If you cannot sleep, then just enjoy the body contact (the contact they makes you both/all feel wonderful). To the partner, just show love and understanding. This is not a sign of long term impotence, for most men it is temporary.
Remember there is no point in trying to break records if all you're doing is killing the pleasure.
Resources:
Web MD "Cocaine and its effects": http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/cocaine-use-and-its-effects
University of Arizona "Health Effects of Cocaine" http://methoide.fcm.arizona.edu/infocenter/index.cfm?stid=212
As the title suggests this is about the impact that cocaine has on male sexual functioning. Let's be honest here, cocaine is in full effect in most Toronto clubs..hell I'll even go so far to say in every club/pub/bar/nightlife establishment there is at least one person busting rails in the bathroom...and it is probably two considering how much of a social drug it is.
What does this mean for lovers of the penis? Well....hours of fucking without an end. Yup that's the basic effect. You see, cocaine can actually be considered an aphrodisiac. It makes you horny. For men, they want that sex when they get high and can probably get a pretty decent hard on....might not be the best one, but it works. Then they have all the energy in the world because coke is a stimulant.
The hold up might come hours after he has already rawed out the vag or anus that he's been enjoying. There is this sudden (but not too sudden since there has been probably a few hours of sex at this point) realization that he can't cum. Delayed ejaculation is one of the side effects. All the friction in the world often can't help it.
There is hope gentlemen. You really just have to wait it out. Go as much as you can (or as much as partner can handle)-- use decent lube for comfort. Then take a break and rest it off. Wake-up sex is just as delicious!!! If you cannot sleep, then just enjoy the body contact (the contact they makes you both/all feel wonderful). To the partner, just show love and understanding. This is not a sign of long term impotence, for most men it is temporary.
Remember there is no point in trying to break records if all you're doing is killing the pleasure.
Resources:
Web MD "Cocaine and its effects": http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/cocaine-use-and-its-effects
University of Arizona "Health Effects of Cocaine" http://methoide.fcm.arizona.edu/infocenter/index.cfm?stid=212
Tuesday, 10 September 2013
Product Review: Lube
Yup that's the name...LUBE...
I have tried and tested a lot of lubricating products in my life (and lets keep in mind most of that was working the sex shop circuit), but I had never come across this one until a few years ago. I was strolling through The Everything To Do With Sex Show and came across this booth- LUBE.
I like when companies are straight forward.
To refresh: lube is short for lubricant or lubricating jelly or similar. It is used during sex to help ease the pressure on the...well....the hole. Folks mainly use it in anal play since the anal area does not have any natural lubricating fluid, but there is also the dreaded dry vaginal play- painful on the vagina and the penis unless of course it is a toy. This happens for many reasons (long sex, no foreplay, menopause...) and some added lube helps ease the friction.
So getting back to this glorious product..
LUBE (by Triesco)
The bottle is simple, the name is simple ... it is a simple product. Just as lube should be!
If you're sensitive to smells and tastes then this is for you. I find other lubes have this chemically smell and a sour taste..they usually make me sick...not this one. The taste is very mild... The smell is not bad either. You really can't smell it...unless you're one of those people with ultra sensitive nasal hairs.
It did not stain the sheets- which is important. You can get into a sloppy mess with this stuff and just wash your sheets to get rid of the evidence. I have used it on light and dark sheets..both with fine success.
What I like the best is that it lasts and does not turn into a sticky mess. It has a kind of greasy feel, but not actually greasy. Its smooth when it gets to the end and does not allow for late stage friction burn.
I tried to take a video that showed it off...this is the best:
I probably should have had my nails done before making that! Anyhow its best to see the product in person. They usually have a table at The Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto. Find them and try it out!!
I have tried and tested a lot of lubricating products in my life (and lets keep in mind most of that was working the sex shop circuit), but I had never come across this one until a few years ago. I was strolling through The Everything To Do With Sex Show and came across this booth- LUBE.
I like when companies are straight forward.
To refresh: lube is short for lubricant or lubricating jelly or similar. It is used during sex to help ease the pressure on the...well....the hole. Folks mainly use it in anal play since the anal area does not have any natural lubricating fluid, but there is also the dreaded dry vaginal play- painful on the vagina and the penis unless of course it is a toy. This happens for many reasons (long sex, no foreplay, menopause...) and some added lube helps ease the friction.
So getting back to this glorious product..
LUBE (by Triesco)
If you're sensitive to smells and tastes then this is for you. I find other lubes have this chemically smell and a sour taste..they usually make me sick...not this one. The taste is very mild... The smell is not bad either. You really can't smell it...unless you're one of those people with ultra sensitive nasal hairs.
It did not stain the sheets- which is important. You can get into a sloppy mess with this stuff and just wash your sheets to get rid of the evidence. I have used it on light and dark sheets..both with fine success.
What I like the best is that it lasts and does not turn into a sticky mess. It has a kind of greasy feel, but not actually greasy. Its smooth when it gets to the end and does not allow for late stage friction burn.
I tried to take a video that showed it off...this is the best:
I probably should have had my nails done before making that! Anyhow its best to see the product in person. They usually have a table at The Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto. Find them and try it out!!
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