Pump and go!

I'm dropping new lingo for you folks yet again....I use the term pump and go often...take a couple of guesses as to what it is about...I am sure you do not need that much time to figure out that this is probably just a different way of saying booty call....or maybe you you didn't and I just ruined the mystique...sorry.

Ah yes the pump and go. This was a tag created many sunsets ago when I was in my second year of university. Some friends I and were lazy-ing about one post-pubnight Friday in the Vanier Res Common Room when a commercial came on for the Shell Speed Pass...it's like the Mobil speedpass where you just have to tap the stick on a sensor to pay and then you can leave.

The commercials closer was "you just have to pump and go". Naturally we looked at each other and laughed. That became the new saying- Just Pump...and Go. The "Wham bam thank you ma'am/sam" for the 21st Century!! Now I use it all the time. With the commercial off the air it just seems like a nice witty saying. Not related to the gas at all.

So take that and have some fun with it. Remember all you have to do is "Pump... and Go"


I could not find the original "Pump and Go" ad so just enjoy these semi-related ones ;)

If TV was real life...

Ok it’s been a while since I posted. Life got in the way, but it is time for me to make this a priority. I’ll start lightly and comment on something that came up on TV. I was watching mistresses and the Savi character decided that because she and her husband were not getting along she’d fuck some dude at her office. Then she became pregnant. Seriously folks it’s 2013 and this is still a plot line?! What does this say about sexual protection in the new millennium? Should she have not been using condoms or some other type of method? Oddly enough, I guess we could have all seen this coming. It is the only way for an affair to build drama on TV—well if the writers are lame and like repeating soap opera plots. Deep down I kind of hope that one of these characters gets some kind of wretched disease so that folks can start taking sex seriously. Maybe a new kind of UTI that instantly causes uncontrollable burning that cannot be cured. OR they find out that they have genital warts and must get repeated laser treatments…

Savi’s husband gave her an ultimatum- if it’s not his she can have an abortion or lose him. Of course she takes the more “noble” route and says she’s keeping it anyway. Really…how abstinence- only- sex- education of her…she fucks up and she’s the better person because she refuses to abort. Nonsense. She should just admit that the marriage meant nothing to her- she just wanted a baby and since he couldn’t give it to her she will now make him suffer. Bah.. I hate being addicted to crappy TV!