March 20 marked the first day of spring and, of course, the onset of the best illness ever—SPRING FEVER!
What is spring fever? well it is a commonly known time of the
year when everything mates. I mean everything…birds, dogs, cats, people,
bears..etc. There is this vibe in the air that you might not realize but
suddenly you feel like meeting and mingling. You feel more encouraged to try
out your pick up technique….or at least develop a plan.
This is an actual researched thing. The overriding theory is that as the warmer weather makes people feel a little more sexual. Their libido is in gear and taking over.
Spring fever can be an out- of- the- blue act-- where someone you
haven’t spoken to in a while, but really enjoyed, messages you out of the blue
to catch up. You probably haven’t seen them since last spring, and did not care
to meet up with them for the whole year, but now you need to go for drinks with
this person and your damn happy they reconnected.
Perhaps you are the out- of- the- bluer and not the bluee. You
were sitting around thinking about the great dick/BJ/ tight hole/etc and
thought “I wonder what that person is up to now?” It didn’t matter before, but
you gotta get on Facebook and give a poke.
Not sure if this is spring fever or if you genuinely want to
hang out with this person? You know its
spring fever when its: 1) March-May, 2)You don’t care to see a picture, 3)You suddenly start salivating from your
genitals for no good reason (this one is very much a female indicator).
Is Spring Fever a problem? I think this all depends. It is
really about how you feel about sex. I like the idea of letting loose once in a
while to help release some mighty delicious hormones and for relaxation. It is
also quite nice to have that skin to skin contact. Not just for relaxation but
to feel positive. You might also like getting close to that significant person
in your life- sure you’re probably charging at them in the most horny way, but
deep down you love them and are happy to make them your spring fever (and life)
focus.
Of course if you’re a sex addict this could be the worst
time of the year. Not enough people to sleep with and its hard to fight the power.
At this point seek your support network (you should have a sponsor if this is
an addiction you want to kick).
Otherwise, have fun with it. Remember fertility and Venereal Diseases do not take a break in spring...stay protected..unless of course fertility and VD interests you ;)
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