So one morning I woke up wondering if women realized that they get morning wood and what we should call it.
What is woman wood? Well I have decided that it is the moment in the morning when the clit is hard…I guess that’s the best way to put it. The clitoris is about 14inches long and it’s a wonderful sensory organ. It swells during arousal. Kind of like the penis..so I’m calling it wood..but it is not like regular wood, since most of it is internal, so it needs a new name.
Female morning mini wood is not a delightful term.
This is a big deal. In 1983 a bunch of scientists found that “we are able to confirm that females manifest cyclic episodes of vascular engorgement during REMPs equivalent to erections in men.”1 I’m still looking for an updated study that follows the methodology (larger scale would be nice), send any links my way.
The point is female and male nighttime and morning arousal patterns are the same.
So this is real. And it needs its own name.
Some fun light and simple…like morning wood, but hip…and not too feminine
Nothing like “glowing petal” or that type of shit…
How about “morning glory”….
1Fisher, Cohen, Schiavi, Davis, Furman, Ward, Edwards, Cunningham (1983) Patterns of female sexual arousal during sleep and waking: Vaginal thermo-conductance studies. Archives of Sexual Behavior, Volume 12, Issue 2, pp 97-122
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